I died and now I’m a monkey 11

I died and now I’m a monkey 11

11 

I was furious

So furious I wanted to hit someone

There were no people on Monkey Mountain, only monkeys. So I crooked a finger at the former alpha, a monkey I called Red. He earned the name 

because out of all the monkeys on the mountain, his butt was the absolute reddest

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Ever since I’d beaten him, he seemed to have developed a little crush on me. Whenever I looked at him, his backside would flush an even deeper 

shade of crimson

Red swaggered over, his bright red butt on full display

I smacked it. He let out a yelp, and his butt turned even redder

Dammit, he liked that

I kicked him away and started plotting my next move

Honestly, I didn’t care if that family regretted what they did or if they ever loved me. But I cared about that billion dollars

A new life plus a billion dollars? I couldn’t give up halfway

It was time to play my trump card

I was murdered by Isabelle Hawthorne

Their regret was already high. If they learned that Isabelle was directly responsible for my death, it would be the final, devastating blow

So, how to deliver it

My eyes scanned the crowd of tourists taunting Flingo with their umbrellas. And then I saw her. A face I would never forget

Dr. Evelyn Reed

She was the Hawthornes private physician. A woman with a stellar reputation and utterly rotten morals. She was the one. She had found the 

cancer, but at isabelle’s behest, she had hidden my diagnosis

Standing beside her, holding her hand, was her sixyearold daughter, squealing with innocent joy at Flingo’s antics

The irony was sickening

My eyes gleamed. I quickly found Red, who was still preening nearby. Take a few of the others. See that hole in the fence near the gorilla enclosu- 

re? Make it bigger.” 

It was a weak spot I’d noticed before, a few rusted bars. I’d always thought it could be torn open, creating a gateway for the monkeys to visit their gorilla neighbors. Not that any monkey was stupid enough to do that

Except me

My Queen, you want to visit Flingo?Red asked, suddenly a philosopher. He may admire you from afar, but distance creates beauty. If you get too close, he might not find you so beautiful anymore.” 

I kicked him in his red butt again, and again he yelped with what sounded suspiciously like pleasure. He stopped philosophizing and scurried off to 

do my bidding

I climbed to the highest point of my mountain and hurled a banana toward a small grove of trees in the southeast

The banana landed, and a chorus of squawks erupted. Get lost! Get lost! Get lost!” 

After they had cursed for a while, Echo the macaw finally appeared

I beckoned to him. Echo, my friend. I have a job for you.” 

No way. The last time I stole a phone, the keeper slapped me so hard I think I got a concussion,he squawked, turning to fly away

I grabbed his leg and pulled him back. All my bananas will be yours. Forever.” 

Your Majesty’s wish is my command!” 

I pointed toward Dr. Reed and her daughter. Go play with the little girl. Lure her away from her mother. Get them separated. And remember, just 

separate them. Do not harm the child.” 

I gave the order

Echo’s face, or what passed for a face on a bird, turned green. They’ll think I’m a kidnapper! The keepers will turn me into soup!” 

Don’t worry. If there’s trouble, I’ll take the blame. The bananas are all yours. Now go!” 

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I launched him into the air like a feathered grenade. He flapped his wings, grumbling, and flew toward Dr. Reed

I died and now I’m a monkey

I died and now I’m a monkey

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