182 Jack–Eye: The Infestation in Question
182 Jack–Eye: The Infestation in Question
As quickly as it appeared, the fire vanishes. I’m left standing there, pristine and clean, not even the smell of those nasty bastards lingering.
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Owen and Lyre call them “ghouls,” but who the fuck are they kidding? Rotten flesh. Vacant stares. Arms outstretched while they moan and shuffle toward us like it’s an all–you–can–eat buffet and we’re the prime rib. 2
Come on. Zombies. Seriously?
Behind her, Owen nods sagely, like he understands perfectly. It sends a surge of irrational jealousy through me. Exactly when did those two get so cozy? Since when
turned into a toad–act like her
does he–who nearly pissed himself after bein
confidant?
She glances at me, her expression completely untroubled as she admits, “I muted him.”
“So… are we going to talk about this?” I
“Because this doesn’t seem like your gesture broadly at the carnage around us.
standard home invasion, no?”
And that’s it. That’s all she offers while she wipes her blade–another dagger conjured out of fucking nowhere, which
s would be real fucking handy for me but no one fucking
offered–on what used to be someone’s shirt. I stare at her, waiting for more, but she just continues cleaning her knife.
“The mission is related,” she says, and he nods like it makes perfect sense.
“Thank you,” I mutter, cleaving another zombie–ghoul–whatever from shoulder to hip. Thankfully, since they’re dead and basically rotten, it’s easy to tear them apart.
Huh.
I probably look worse.
“It’s fine. There are plenty of showers where we’re going,” Lyre says, sheathing her knife.
My expression surpasses unfriendly into downright hostile. “Pass
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All around us, the dismembered ghouls catch fire too, the blue flames reducing them to ash in seconds.
“That’s expected.” She pats at his head like he’s a dog, and he preens a little under her touch. “You did well. Stop the tracking for now; we already know where to start looking.”
Doesn’t take away the unclean feeling underneath it all, though.
“The same damn thing!” I duck as one lunges at me, swinging my half–shifted claws “The same damn thing!” I duck as one lunges at
through its neck. The head tumbles off, but the body keeps coming. “If it walks like a zombie and tries to eat me like a zombie-”
“Obviously.”
Actually, their shuffling is pretty fucking speedy, and their arms are only outstretched because they’re trying to tear our heads off, but the point is, the visual’s there.
Lyre and Owen exchange a look, and my hackles rise. They keep doing that, this silent conversation between them.
“Thank you,” he gasps, his voice hoarse. “They’re moving, but the signal’s too fuzzy to pin them down. I just know they’re underground.”
I’d rather live in a landfill than smell this shit.
She looks over at Thom, who’s still bent over but seems to have fini ed emptying his stomach. “Is the signal still
ng from the tunnels?”
Lyre pauses, studying me for a moment. Her eyes are all slitted and feline again. Finally, she answers. A miracle.
“I’ve been hacking apart the undead for hours without knowing why they’re here or who sent them. Throw me a damn bone here.”
His mouth keeps moving, but the sound cuts off instantly.
Silence.
She says we, but clearly the plural isn’t the case, because I have no fucking idea where we’re going. “Where?”
But life after death is… new.
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I kick at a severed hand, still crawling toward Lyre. “So anyone want to tell me why Batman’s secret lair is full of the walking dead?”
She tilts her head, considering me for a moment. “Robin?”
She stares at me blankly for a moment. “I’m Batman. If anything, Owen’s Alfred.”
Not really complaining, but maybe she should remember that before asking him questions.
Of course. Why ask?
“Fiddleback territory.”
“What mission? What are you two talking about? Care to share?”
“You mean their subdivision?”
“Ghouls don’t actually consume the flesh,” Lyre cuts in, kicking the legs out from under another one like she does this every damn Monday. “They feed on the residual life force.” 1
Zombies.
For the first time since meeting her, I feel precisely zero urge to flirt or fantasize. She’s covered in black slime, her rainbow–colored hair is matted with gore, and there’s a chunk of… something… stuck to her cheek I don’t want to identif
“No point in separating,” Owen agrees.
He nods, wiping his mouth with his sleeve. He can’t speak to clarify, because, you know, she fucking muted him.
I nod, because what else can I fucking do? I’m at this woman’s mercy, and I begged to be here. “Okay.”
“Are there more of these things where we’re going?”
“A warning? Like ‘stop interfering with our dastardly plans before we send more zombies‘ kind of warning? Seems a bit theatrical.” I look over at Owen. “Though I guess that tracks if he’s secretly Batman.”
And… that’s it, that’s all I get. No names, no details, no explanation of what kind of forbidden magic creates a horde of hungry corpses.
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I scowl.
After a few tight squeezes and a few panic attacks from the wizard, we make it to
Owen’s secret lair, which is covered in blood, strange writings on the wall (written in blood, of course), and teeming with-
They stink so fucking bad, though.
Besides, “allowed” by whom? Since when does anyone tell her what to do?
I blink, thrown by her correction. But it tracks. “Wait–then who am I?”
“Yes.” But then she points down. “But beneath it.”
It doesn’t. Obviously.
She stretches her arms above her head with a yawn. For a second, I swear I see fangs, but then they’re gone the next. “Believe it or not, there are limits to what I am allowed to do.”
his body jerking with each silent hurl. Whatever In the corner, Thom’s doubled over, his magic Lyre used doesn’t obstruct his mouth, but no sound comes out as he empties his stomach onto the floor.
“They’re not technically zombies,” Owen says for the third time, driving some old–ass dagger he conjured out of nowhere through one’s eye socket with disturbing precision. “Zombies are reanimated human corpses. These are-
“I need a shower,” I mutter, running a hand through my hair and immediately regretting it when my fingers come away sticky.
And smell worse.
After finding Owen’s little hideaway not only burned down on the outside but “unlinked,” as he calls it, from whatever magical pocket dimension it once occupied, we had to trek into the hills and down a segment of caves and caverns to make any horror movie director cream their pants in delight with all their warning signs and roped off entrances.
Before I can respond, Thom tugs at Lyre’s arm and points frantically at his mouth, his eyes wide. She flicks a finger in his direction, and he coughs, suddenly audible again.
Thom hasn’t stopped screaming since we saw the first one. His voice grates on every
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damn nerve I have as he cowers behind us, absolutely useless. I’m about to tell him to shut the hell up when Lyre makes a sharp gesture in his direction.
“Someone is dabbling in forbidden magic,” she explains. “We’re going to stop them.”
“What did you do to him?” I ask, nodding toward our resident warlock.
“Why the hell couldn’t you have done that in the first place? We spent hours chopping these things up when you could have just…” I snap my fingers.
She doesn’t even look at me as she casually boots a decapitated head across the floor. “Hmm. That’s the question, isn’t it?”
I guess I should be grateful she hasn’t done it to me… yet.
“You can do that?”
She makes a little humming sound before standing up straight and snapping her fingers.
L
A strange blue fire erupts out of nowhere, crawling up all four of us simultaneously. I tense, expecting pain, but it feels more like a warm tickle against my skin. The flames consume every speck of gore from my clothes, my skin, and even under my fingernails.
Two hours and a phone call from Grace later–only Lyre would use her phone in the middle of a ghoul uprising–I’m panting, covered in black, putrid goo, and surrounded by dismembered body parts that won’t stop twitching. My arms ache. My clothes are ruined. And I still don’t have any fucking answers.
“You can over there,” Owen says, gesturing toward the back.
“Not. Helping.”
She snorts. “No. These were a warning.”
Though I’m not entirely certain we’re still on our planet. Sure, we all talk about zombie apocalypses–and every man has a plan for one, whether they admit it or not–but it doesn’t mean we actually expect to go through one.
But it’s obvious these aren’t answers I’m privy to, so I change lanes.
I’m no stranger to death.
