Chapter23
Naked butt incident
All in all the day I have spent with Lena was good. We cooled down with the help of the banana split, then Lena persuaded me to buy some shorts, although I chose the model that was reaching my knees and successfully covered my ugly thigh. Shorts were a good idea, and as soon as I told that to Lena, she became as proud as a captain that lead her ship through a first ride across the ocean. We drove back home, Jonathan and Shirley were supposed to come sometime later, and Lena had patrol, so I was left to my own thoughts. I grabbed a bottle of juice from the fridge and went to sit on the veranda in the back yard. The sun was already setting, it wasn’t as hot as before and the weather was now more relaxing, than frying. I started going through my plans for the week in my head – apart from the work in the clinic, I had to go for another checkup with the doctor concerning my baby, and then, sometime in the middle of the week Doc Evans promised to take a drive with me to the other town, where the university was, so that we could start finalizing my papers and I would finally get my degree. Apparently the university was situated on another pack’s territory, so he needed a permission from their Alpha to enter.
That whole werewolf thing was pretty exciting, I must admit. They have their own territories, they don’t leave them just like us humans. It’s actually similar to the concept of a country, but on a smaller grade- the pack is the country, and if you want to enter or exit, get a visa. A good thing for me in this case is that I’m human, I can go wherever I want and pack members will not approach me, they are very concerned about their safety, therefor try keeping their existence off the radar. I damn well understand why. I mean, I do remember my reaction and I was scared to shit, I can imagine what would happen to the rest of humanity…
When I woke up from my thoughts it was already dark and was getting a bit chilly, so I decided to relocate. I picket up my empty juice bottle and my cane and went to the kitchen. The site I’ve seen there was, uhm… shocking and quite disturbing. The moment I entered I was met with an open fridge and… a naked male but. Of course my first reaction was to scream and throw an empty bottle in the direction of the ass.
“Who the fuck are you!!!!!“, I screamed in a very high pitched voice.
The owner of the naked but was more than startled and jerked up, but successfully has hit his head on the shelf of the fridge, food started falling out and that was my moment to attack! I approached as fast as I could and started hitting him with the first thing that came to mind – my cane on wherever I could reach, screaming bloody murder all the way. I can’t believe it, but
in that moment my war cry sounded quite impressive.
“What the fuck, lady!!!!!“, he screamed back at me, trying to cover from my angry cane, while I continued hitting him. Soon enough he got bored of me and jerked the cane right out of my hands, but that didn’t stop me and I started throwing at him whatever I could find on my way – a frying pan,
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pack of nuts, apples, a basket from the apples, everything, while he was trying to get out of my sight using my cane as a baseball bat and defending himself from my sophisticated bombs.
It continued for sometime until Jonathan’s roaring, voice screamed “Enough!” over my head and both of us froze in our spot. Slowly I turned towards Jonathan, still keeping the naked guy in the line
of my sight.
Jonathan was standing at the entrance to the kitchen, hands on hips, brows furrowed together, seeming angry, but much to my surprise, a glint of amusement was sparkling in his eyes.
“Someone please explain, why does my kitchen look like a war zone?”
I took in a deep breath and started explaining, somehow feeling like I was 7 again and guilty for organizing and participating in a food fight with a couple of neighboring kids:
“Well, you see, this naked creep was raking the fridge, not to mention that he broke in to the house, I tried to kick him out…” as soon as I finished Jonathan started laughing. A mask of confusion settled on my face, which made him laugh even more. I crossed my arms under my breasts and tried to maintain some dignity and a stoic facial expression, which was oh so hard…
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